Snuggled up with Aubrey I whisper in her ear, "you will never know how much I love you", she looks up at me and smiles and says, "all the way to heaven and back?"
I say, "More than that"
She says, "All the way to Pluto even though it isn't a planet and back?"
I say, "more than that"
We do this back and forth 5 or 6 times until, exasperated, she says: "FINE, do you love me more than your boobs?"
I say, "Yup, and I have the scars to prove it!"
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In the car driving to gymanstics, I have both girls with me:
Aubrey: "Mommy, what number do you die"
Molly pipes up, "It isn't a number, it is when you go 16 weeks without food or water or some taking care of you then you die"
I say, "Hey, want to listen to Lady Gaga?"
Subject officially changed
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In the car on the way home, just Aubrey with me:
Aubrey: "Mommy how do babies come out of your tummy"
I say: "God makes sure there is a hole big enough"
Aubrey says: "But where"
I say, "Hey, want to listen to Lady Gaga?"
Subject officially changed