Saturday, January 3, 2009

Which Do You Recognize?

I often step back from talking with the kids and laugh at how I could never imagine putting words together the way I need to sometimes.

Exhibit 1:
Please stop dunking Scooby in your milk, toys are not for dunking, just Oreos.

Exhibit 2:
Please stop licking your sister's hiney. Stop, licking her hiney, NOW!

Exhibit 3:
Yes, you are a pretty kitty cat but mommy doesn't like kitty cats or puppy dogs to lick her.

Exhibit 4:
Please don't put your carrott in your ear.

Exhibity 5:
Jumping up and down and singing, "She can sing and she can dance and she won't poop in her pants, YAY MOLLY".

Have any of these happened to you?

4 comments:

InTheFastLane said...

Heh! I may have said some variation of all of those. And, my personal favorite..."please stop smelling my bum while i am cooking!"

Doug said...

That's a lot of licking.

Lydia said...

I've said SEVERAL variations of the ear thing....
And after last week - about a MILLION "SHARE THE TOYS" comments....

Jessica said...

Ok, the licking thing is a new one on me and I really hope it stays that way. Especially the hiney licking.

And Evan has finally stopped singing exhibit 5 ;-)