in talking about the rash around Molly's face:
Me: I am worried about that rash that keeps popping up, maybe she is allergic to milk and not just lactose intolerant.
Him: What would that mean?
Me: We would need to be more diligent about milk around here, we do the soy milk, but no more cheese, mac and cheese, ice cream, etc. Like the Annie's Shells and Cheese, she wouldn't be able to have that.
Him: That probably doesn't have milk.
Me: I used milk to make it.
Him: I don't think so.
Me: And it has cheese, it is mac and cheese.
Him: Probably not.
Me: No really, I used milk and it says REAL CHEESE on the package.
Him: Probably not, it is fake.
I grab the package and attempt to find where it says real cheese, and finally just see it on the ingredients... and Doug grabs it and points to the big red letters on the front that say 100% real cheese. The 2 of us DIE laughing in the kitchen.
** this really was funny at the time, but writing it down doesn't do it justice!
And proof that life is not fair. Doug lost 8 lbs in 24 hours and I only lost 2... blah to boys!