List O Stuff

• We spent 3 hours at a Wal Mart Super Store today. It was not super.
• Both girls got haircuts today and I will post LOADS of pictures soon.
• How does a Super Store NOT have pesto, pizza sauce, semolina flour...
• I didn't actually gain 8 lbs since Christmas, apparently flying to Florida makes the scale all weird and it was back to normal by Wednesday.
• I did go to the gym once last week, yay for me.
• Doug is way more funner than me but I am gooder at English.
• He taught Molly to "pants" me... Doug does this a lot, when my hands are full in the kitchen he comes up behind me and yanks down my pants. So he taught Molly how to do this and now she keeps trying to pull down my pants... and underwear.
• Which reminds me about that one time that Doug gave Aubrey his fart machine and taught her how to use it...
• Aubrey's "blonde" is GONE, and I am inexplicably blue about that
• We went to dinner last night - just Doug and I - to celebrate Valentine's. Doug's parents came over and watched the kids - which they enjoyed (the kids). And we are so lame that we went to dinner, went to Cold Stone, and were home by 8:15. Good times, people, good times.
• I did finish and submit our taxes :) And the feds and state accepted them. I toasted to that with a Corona Lite.
• I was called brilliant in a comment here and that totally made my month.
• And I know a couple of you have the button but haven't submitted ideas yet...
• I called my self a "mommy blogger" in an odd place recently and was wondering if I am allowed to use that term or do you have to be famous like Sunshine or Dooce to do that? Or do you have to be a really good writer ? How does that work?
• Also, how does the whole awarding buttons thing work? What is the etiquette around that? Cause I love buttons and I love awards and I love winning and I love passing the love around...
• I have this whole post in my head about how growing up I wanted to be a writer... and freaking DUH that is what I am... except that it is technical stuff I write -but still. I write, I make a living. Pretty cool.
• I seriously love bullet points and lists.