Saturday, October 13, 2007

Exciting Offer for YOU

We would like to offer you a 25 Dollar gift certificate, 101 Dollars FREE, 20% off a lifetime of purchases, 6 free steaks, 3 months of free shipping and two day upgrade all you have to do is...

Sign up for this credit card, open up a new checking account here, get this store's credit card with a hefty annual fee, buy 200 worth of junk, pay 75 a year for 3 years.

Seriously, I don't know about you the but the offers are pouring in and I don't have the time or energy to fight these people - except with my delete key.

4 comments:

rebekca said...

Love it.

Check this out from the archives...

http://vegafamilyof5.blogspot.com/2007/07/hellll-ooooo.html

you'll have to copy and paste. I haven't figured out the link thing just yet

Lydia said...

I don't even look at those emails...and for some reason we keep getting telemarketing calls (despite being on DO NOT call list) and I know its a telemarketer because they BUTCHER my name....too funny. And WHY CAN'T I BE THE DECISION MAKER FOR THE HOUSE?! Why does it have to be John? what the hell is that?

Lydia said...

I was just thinking.....Wouldn't it be GREAT if one of those offers was real? I would TOTALLY sit through a 90 minute presentation...if the vacation was really free AND during a time I could go!

Lydia said...

John and I got a GREAT offer in the mail today....11 day cruise for FREE - if we sit through a 3 hour seminar that is 4 hours away AND stay in their hotel....