Saturday Night Aubrey requested some "dip" on her plate. So I gave her some crab dip. The following ensued:
Aubrey: Is this crab?
Aubrey: making pinch motion Is this Pinchy Crabs?
Mommy: Yes it is. makes pinch motion back
Aubrey: Is this crab dead or alive?
Mommy: looks at Jess for help It is dead.
Aubrey: shakes head up and down OK, does it have it's Pinchy Pinchy shell?
Mommy: We took the shell off.
Jess: There are no crab pieces in there that would pinch you.
Aubrey: tastes the crab dip. I don't like this dip. Please get it off my plate.